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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:13 pm 
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Now thats a fucking good read. If only I could write as good as you shit.
Sounds like she was a tough one, nice persistence. You set a good frame of wanting to fuck her which made her knew that you were not fucking around.

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 Post Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:24 pm 
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Muse wrote:
Oh man, your Viet Milf in this FR reminds me SO much about work this past summer. I worked with a couple vietnamese milfs this past summer. Granted they were married, but they were awesome and fun to talk to even though their english wasn't any good.

Yet again man, another awesome, entertaining report.

Oh yeah, and if we ever get a bunch of keyboard jocks on this forum, maybe we can give 'em their own chapter: CCJO! hahahaha

Got any idea where you're taking it with this chick? Sounds like you like her a lot so far. Then again you could always just pull a Hank Moody from Californication, and just have a milf FB. haha


LOL, I hate Californication...i dont know what people see in it. And yea, right now im counting on her being a fuck buddy...we'll see. CCJO could be a rank title we give board spammers/douchebagz :P Thanks for reading maing.

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JTR: You know what I’d like to do to you…and I’m sorry but I really don’t want to offend you.

She looks at me with a guilty curiosity, and she scoots closer to hear me say the words in her ear. Her eyes werenlt typically slanty; when we made eye contact I actually enjoyed it…She mustve been quite the knockout 15 years ago. But beauty like this doesn’t go away as easily through the years. This MILF still had a few miles left in the tank.

JTR: Im sorry, but I just wanna fuck the shit out of you…I’d eat your little pussy, and just fuck you. I know that’s bad of me to say but at least Im being honest right?


yo, thanks for sharing the details. w/o the SOI the convo would have gone to comfort and then no where.

Man, I met this one Vietnamese/Chinese cougar b4 @ Viceroy, same story. She told me she was 28 when I met her, then turns out she was 32. Banging body. Strong accent.

She drove a Mercedes E class. And was telling me about all these older guys chasing her and how they all want to buy her shit. She asked one to buy her a house on the beach (!), and he was going to do it but only if she married him (!!).

I went on a day2 w/ her. Makeout w/ her @ end of date, then she stopped replying to my texts. I guess she wanted more time in comfort.

But the initial texts ... she replied to all of them.


I havent had a MILF like this before...hopefully I can have her be part of the stable. She does seem kinda kooky though... :?

B Bad wrote:
What up J,

I got to hand it to you. I saw that attractive lil MiLF you were with. She looked absolutely yummy in my tummy. 6 minutes? You're being too modest. She was smiling the whole time and those lips! I didn't check her out for too long. Just enough to get me thinking of her naked. She's a good catch. Hit that shit.


*I find these girls like an aggressor. Pushing her out of her comfort zone gives her a thrill. You are going to be her thrill of a lifetime!


Im seeing her again tomorrow, will keep you posted. she actually looked better to me the 2nd time i saw her...maybe its cause she wasnt wearing that stupid painters cap thing.

Mantis wrote:
A good read as always J.

And i totally know where your coming from with that jacking off shit. The lil sheltered jewish boy who's a year ahead in school... sheesh... i was almost as shocked as you were.

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A few weeks later while watching Who’s the Boss, I was alone at home and bored. I never saw Judith Light the same way again. Took me awhile to learn that rolling my socks down to my ankles forming a tube was not mandatory.

lolllll


Yea, I guess you can say I found out "the hard way". **shiver**

SteamRoller wrote:
I wanna join the jackoff club! :hahaha:

Your jackoff story is more enterytaining than mine... but mine's a bit worse and risker to tell *gulp*

Long story short: The majority of my 7th grade class knew about it :nea:

J The Ripper wrote:
We kiss some more, her lips are soft and eager, yet with such a cute restraint I feel I could bust at any moment. My balls shrivel up and becomes elbow skin, as a slight breeze passes through the smoking patio giving me a chill…it’s a beautiful night and you can smell the after-rain effect all around us. I lay a secret fart as I lean over to one side and hope the breeze makes it go in the opposite direction.

JTR: I wanna finger your pussy like this…

I put 3 fingers on her shoulder, and spread my ring and index finger out while my middle finger makes swishy circles, simulating what masterbating her would be like.

JTR: Imagine if this was your cute little pussy, I’d go like this….(continuing to circle)


Damn!
I usually signal these things with me tongue... but you did it so under the radar that even though she didn't seem like the sex driven type of girl anymore. You let it out!

Awesome JTR! That's why you're up there! :drinks:

- SteamRoller


Yea Steam, I think you're jack off story is best left to another time to share with everyone...though I feel you'll probably be getting a few PM's about it before then... :?


MrShutDown wrote:
thats money JTR,

Your Field reports have been coming out in record time and on top of that you've been writing brilliantly. Look forward to hearing more about this milf.


Cool thanks. Around the time of my Return of The Ripper report last year, i started to really hate writing these. i think i think a 4 month break at one point. Now Im gonna try to do them once every two weeks if I can.

Sharkee wrote:
Great report, maybe you can post this on the VA forum ;)


Ha! If youre not scared of the banning gods over there maybe you can copy/paste it yourself lol. Thanks for reading man.

StarKilla wrote:
awesome report. your plowing after her initial blowout paid off. and your unapologetic SOI lead to the 5 min make out...man im learning good stuff from your FRs :D

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But that voice. Oh brother.

I imagine myself giving her lessons on how to suck my dick in some broken down industrial warehouse in Detroit on top of a filthy table saw. It’s dark and cold, and the metal shutters covering the windows are shaking violently; like an innocent man falsely imprisoned in a Turkish holding cell, grasping at the bars begging to be let out. I would then masterbate her with the longest Flamin Hot Cheeto I could find in the bag, then place it between our lips as we nibble on it on opposite ends like Lady and the Tramp.


:rofl: :rofl:

you kinky motherfucker.

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She slinks into my car and we’re off to the Bell Terra mall.

I talk most of the time going there, and I cant help but smile. She’s so Milfy and delicious all at the same time. We’re there minutes later and head into a sushi bar. I order a Saki and she gets a Sprite.


dude i live right by bella terra. kabuki is the :bomb:


Yup Kabuki was the name of the place. The bartender kept trying to interject himself in the convo which was kinda weird...glad I didnt tip that fucker. And as far as beig kinky...a wise man once told me me the difference between kinky and being perverted:

Youre kinky when you like to tickle your cock with a long feather....youre a pervert when you fuck the whole chicken... :?

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These guys seemed to be “old hands” at this sorta stuff.


LOL!


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Naomi: Hi J! Whats up?

J the Virgin: Nothing much, just gonna go with the guys to Jason’s house, and, well, you know…

Naomi: What are you guys gonna do?

J the Virgin: (with glee) We’re gonna go jack off!

Naomi: (looking at me as if I had just removed my flesh mask like the Doomsday Cult from Beneath the Planet of the Apes) EWWWWW!! You’re NASTY!

She ran off and whispered to some other girls by the bus stop, and they started pointing at me.


Haha classic! And the grisly film reference fits nicely here!

J The Ripper wrote:
Ha! I was feeling pretty proud. Jacking off must be something really bad! And I was gonna do it.


Here it is the begining of a man drawn to the underside of life who would soon be torturing co-workers with bizarre restroom visits!

J The Ripper wrote:
I had to think quick. By now now I had at least deduced that “jacking off” was something you did in relation to a pretty girl from TV. Hmmm…I was blank. So I spewed out the first name that came to my mind…

J The Virgin: Judith Light!

I could tell by their blank stares they had no idea who she was…

J the Virgin: You know, the mom from Who’s the Boss?

The Guys in Unision: Ohhh!!!!! (laughter)


I jacked off once to the En Vogue girls music video back in the day.

J The Ripper wrote:
They all started to pull down their pants around their ankles, followed by their underwear (Brian needed some help since he was a portly fellow; luckily Adam was right next to him to help pull his jeans below his calves.


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J The Ripper wrote:
I imagine myself giving her lessons on how to suck my dick in some broken down industrial warehouse in Detroit on top of a filthy table saw. It’s dark and cold, and the metal shutters covering the windows are shaking violently; like an innocent man falsely imprisoned in a Turkish holding cell, grasping at the bars begging to be let out. I would then masterbate her with the longest Flamin Hot Cheeto I could find in the bag, then place it between our lips as we nibble on it on opposite ends like Lady and the Tramp.


Great paragraph starts with sadomasochistic porn imagery and ends with a Disney cartoon.

I got a broner.

J The Ripper wrote:
She looks at me with a guilty curiosity, and she scoots closer to hear me say the words in her ear. Her eyes werenlt typically slanty; when we made eye contact I actually enjoyed it…She mustve been quite the knockout 15 years ago. But beauty like this doesn’t go away as easily through the years. This MILF still had a few miles left in the tank.


Until you take her for a ride, haha! Hope you can run on come biatch!

J The Ripper wrote:
Schlitze from Tod Brownings Freaks when Frodo tells her how lovely her dress is.


Now that’s a bizarre movie.

J The Ripper wrote:
I lay a secret fart as I lean over to one side and hope the breeze makes it go in the opposite direction.


LOL!

J The Ripper wrote:
She talks about the planets, and how we were all from a single atomic particle sometime before the big bang.


Like a dingleberry before a big shit!

J The Ripper wrote:
No prob, I can talk about any subject at length even if I don’t know shit about it, but this subject I happen to enjoy. So I bring up 2012, the one world government, the Illuminati, The Rothschild/JP Morgan connection, the rise of Citibank and how we will all be corporate slaves sooner than we think, as well as the economy taking a shit as all being part of a grand scheme.


Someone’s been watching too much Zeitgiest!

J The Ripper wrote:
Watching Michael peel his dick off his own balls due to the sweaty hot day was fucking revolting.


Thanks...for...the image. Barf!! :shock:

J The Ripper wrote:
A few weeks later while watching Who’s the Boss, I was alone at home and bored. I never saw Judith Light the same way again. Took me awhile to learn that rolling my socks down to my ankles forming a tube was not mandatory.


Haha. I remember first time I jacked off was 5th grade and I was thinking about a friend of mine’s mom. She must have been in her 40’s but I had some weird thing for her. Every time after I’d come a huge wave of guilt and disgust would roll through me.

However the rolling of socks, from a anthropological stand point, is actually an interesting look into the origins of rituals in humans, so says the nerd in me.

Enjoyed the read, as usual, the part with the friends made me think of a cross between Stand By Me and Superbad.

It gave me an ED WOODy, pun intended.



Mega, sometimes when I write these I purposely plant certain things to see if you catch them...and you always do man. Responses like yours make these worth typing out; think I look forward to your replies the most, lol.

Calyx wrote:
J as always, your reports are money. I just got done typing a stupid report for work....So I am glad to be reading all these entertaining pieces instead.

Anyway. Jacking off together huh? haha. That would have scared the shit outta me as well.

I don't want to get too crazy here but the way you interject your childhood innocence and directly oppose it to the new "you" is awesome. It seems to be a deep internal struggle, a catch 22, or a conundrum of sorts. New J gets lots of ass in weird ways, but seems to never shake the the innocence it tries so hard to erase from his past. Instead inevitably, it recreates itself as innocent trying so hard to not be, by doing things he was taught as a child was wrong (By seeing it from the child's eyes with the same lenses). It is as though the new J exists only to erase the embarrassment of the old J. But in doing so, it only reminds itself that they are one in the same. It shows a very human element. An element of struggle that many never seem to capture in writing about personal growth. I see these themes in all of your FRs. Much props maing. Wait, sorry i got lost in your report, i almost thought I was back it college. haha.

Anyway, keep it up brother.


Another awesome response. I admit, every sentence I read from your post had me shaking my head; youre probably right on all accounts. Aside from Decibel and Megatron, thats probably one of my favorite replies to an report Ive done. Thanks for that, and also for sticking up for me on the VA boards.

shakeshi wrote:
Ripper you magnificent beast, i always marvel at how you became such an over the top foul mouthed lady killer. your story about jacking off reminds of this guy i knew from jr high. he told me about his friends having a "boner contest" where they got together, popped boners and then measured them to see who had the biggest one. i just looked at the guy and thought you gotta be kidding me. he was not and i was rather dead set against becoming a contestant.


LOL Shakeshi, you funny bastard! So i guess these jackoff/boner crews arent as rare as I thought. good on you for standing your ground and saying no to Mike Sullivan.

king kong wrote:
HAHAHAH this was seriously so hilarious. I was laughing at every single part of the "J The Virgin" parts. Great job on the milf too, sometimes plowing isn't always the answer.

J The Ripper wrote:
Since then I have NEVER heard of a “jacking off” crew before

Venusian Arts


Thanks KingKong! lol@ venusian arts...

kmkznrd wrote:
J da rippa...

I have to say i was a little freaked in the begining of this but after the fr and and beeing able to relate (sadly) to your experience it was horrendous... thanks for bring back all those painfull memories... ha ha jk man nice fr, very entertaining!!!

hope to see you infield, peace



Thank you kind sir, always great to hear from new readers.

Godfather wrote:
Now thats a fucking good read. If only I could write as good as you shit.
Sounds like she was a tough one, nice persistence. You set a good frame of wanting to fuck her which made her knew that you were not fucking around.


Thanks dude. I hope she isnt too tough cause I only have so much patience for Renne Zellwigger movies that dont end in me getting my dick sucked...

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 Post Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:15 pm 
 
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Another awesome response. I admit, every sentence I read from your post had me shaking my head; youre probably right on all accounts. Aside from Decibel and Megatron, thats probably one of my favorite replies to an report Ive done. Thanks for that, and also for sticking up for me on the VA boards.


J don't encourage me...they're ripe with symbolism that I get the urge to break down your FRs in a long dissertation every time I read 'em. Maybe one day I'll do one.


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J The Ripper wrote:
Another awesome response. I admit, every sentence I read from your post had me shaking my head; youre probably right on all accounts. Aside from Decibel and Megatron, thats probably one of my favorite replies to an report Ive done. Thanks for that, and also for sticking up for me on the VA boards.


J don't encourage me...they're ripe with symbolism that I get the urge to break down your FRs in a long dissertation every time I read 'em. Maybe one day I'll do one.


Dude by all means, I'd love that. Very few people actually "get" my reports. Your insight would be appreciated...besides its cheaper than paying for a shrink ;)

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 Post Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:16 pm 
 
Hmmm. That's an idea. One day when I have time, I will go through your FRs and as a whole break you down but not through the lens of a PUA lens but the lens of psychology, sociology or literature. Ahhh, the college days, I sort of miss them...NOT!


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J The Ripper wrote:
Dude by all means, I'd love that. Very few people actually "get" my reports. Your insight would be appreciated...besides its cheaper than paying for a shrink ;)


J, I hope you know just how appreciated your reports are, especially around this forum. Not everybody can put themselves out there the way that you do. In fact I've never seen anyone in the community lay things out as openly as you do. In my opinion, your reports are one of the factors that really helped set the tone for not only the sarge crews but the whole forum. I mean I've shared things with the OC guys and other forum members I can't even tell some of my closest friends. I feel your reports are a good sized factor in the trust that goes on in CC, man. I look forward to reading each and every one you write.

Keep it up, dude! I think you underestimate how important you are to Casanova Crew, and possibly all kinds of other guys who read. . . but have never replied. Starting to get a little mushy here, so I'll stop there.

Some of us may just comment on your game, or writing style, or what have you, but I'm sure there are more who get your reports than you think. They may be few and far between, but the ones who get it, are probably the ones who appreciate it most :D . If you're looking for psychoanalysis all you had to do was ask! haha.

Thanks for the honesty and openness in every report. That's not something easy to come by, and we love ya for it. . .but don't go getting a big head about it. (There, a token push after the pull, :hahaha: )

Be easy, brother,

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J The Ripper wrote:
Dude by all means, I'd love that. Very few people actually "get" my reports. Your insight would be appreciated...besides its cheaper than paying for a shrink ;)


J, I hope you know just how appreciated your reports are, especially around this forum. Not everybody can put themselves out there the way that you do. In fact I've never seen anyone in the community lay things out as openly as you do. In my opinion, your reports are one of the factors that really helped set the tone for not only the sarge crews but the whole forum. I mean I've shared things with the OC guys and other forum members I can't even tell some of my closest friends. I feel your reports are a good sized factor in the trust that goes on in CC, man. I look forward to reading each and every one you write.

Keep it up, dude! I think you underestimate how important you are to Casanova Crew, and possibly all kinds of other guys who read. . . but have never replied. Starting to get a little mushy here, so I'll stop there.

Some of us may just comment on your game, or writing style, or what have you, but I'm sure there are more who get your reports than you think. They may be few and far between, but the ones who get it, are probably the ones who appreciate it most :D . If you're looking for psychoanalysis all you had to do was ask! haha.

Thanks for the honesty and openness in every report. That's not something easy to come by, and we love ya for it. . .but don't go getting a big head about it. (There, a token push after the pull, :hahaha: )

Be easy, brother,

~M


Dude, I really appreciate you saying those things, thanks... :drinks:

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Funny shit!!

I remember my first time too.


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